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date: Sunday, November 30, 2008
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time: 10:51 AM
Receive an email from my far away friend Michael and he wants me to tag it in my blog..Its kinda interesting one, so I shall do it! Never seen these before. Really funny :D Answer the questions that fellow and fill them into the blanks of the template. Template: Dear (the last person who text messaged you), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11). (12), Your name. 1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Brown - The mafia wants you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister 2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Pasta - Outside of Chicago Chicken - In your closet Kabob - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife. 4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Barefoot - Sit on Pink - Pull the toupee off Other - Drive out 5. What's the color of your shoe? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Purple - My mustard souffle Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy statue Other - The crazy monk 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten House - Scarred Lost - High Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class 7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Sad - How boring you are Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks None of the above - Ashamed 8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Green - The pictures from LA Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked 11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain So here it goes... Dear Michael, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations. Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Ping. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is soooo funny.. its so coincide that ‘our affair is over’ that I’m ‘returning your ring to you’ … LOL Who should do it??? Anybody who see this post n have a blog should try it.. cos we confrim will get different ans de. LOL PS: sorry for nt updating often.. cos i am having no life now.. Labels: tags |