date: Sunday, November 30, 2008
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Receive an email from my far away friend Michael and he wants me to tag it in my blog.. Its kinda interesting one, so I shall do it! Never seen these before. Really funny :D
Answer the questions that fellow and fill them into the blanks of the template. Template: Dear (the last person who text messaged you), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11). (12), Your name.
1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Brown - The mafia wants you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Pasta - Outside of Chicago Chicken - In your closet Kabob - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife.
4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Barefoot - Sit on Pink - Pull the toupee off Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your shoe? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Purple - My mustard souffle Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy statue Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten House - Scarred Lost - High Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class
7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Sad - How boring you are Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks None of the above - Ashamed
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Green - The pictures from LA Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain
So here it goes...
Dear Michael, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations. Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Ping.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is soooo funny.. its so coincide that ‘our affair is over’ that I’m ‘returning your ring to you’ … LOL
Who should do it??? Anybody who see this post n have a blog should try it.. cos we confrim will get different ans de. LOL
PS: sorry for nt updating often.. cos i am having no life now..Labels: tags
date: Tuesday, November 25, 2008
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tag by nadz......
Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things, habits, little known facts about yourself.People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird things, habits and little known facts as well as stated by the rules clearly. At the end, you need to choose 10 names to do this.
1) i am obessed with cats (to me they are the cutest living thing on earth)
2) i had failed 3 of my relationships
3) i always fall in love with the wrong guy and they all have passion in sociology and psychology. (i think i crashes with guys who have interest in social sci.... weird~)
4) i talk to myself sometimes
5) i somtimes wish that i have more money so i can spend it on shopping n shopping..
6) i am glutton... i eat abt 5-6 meals a day
7) i lied about my orginal weight and state that i am heavier than my orginal weight.
8) i can drink 5 cans of beer and not get drunk.
9) i dunno how to play mahjiong
10) i hate my relativies. (yes, serious... i feel i dun belong to them)
i am tagging:
anybody who just wanna do it =)Labels: tags
date: Sunday, November 23, 2008
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I AM VERY EMO AND SAD NOW.....
THE WHOLE WOLRD TO ME IS NOW BLACK N WHITE.... IT FEELS LIKE MY WORLD CAME CRUSHING DOWN..Labels: emo
date: Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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Something to share here.. This is what happens to Uni students when they are stress during exams period:
Was sms-ing Miss Tan Hui Min and she is busy preparing for her exams and stress….
(in the middle of the conversation)
Hui Min: -_- Dotz lei.. I only scared of stupid pol sic.. Then a lot to memorize.. paste half of your memory space to me can?
Me: Cannot. Mine also wanna full le. Got 15 topic of IBM to remember and Sociology too. Then still have to remember Stats formula and Econs concepts.
Hui Min: Omg la, same as me.. but u no need so fast use right? Lend for 2 weeks first.. Haha
Me: Haha.. Dotz. But ifi agree to lend u. How am I suppose to paste it to u? Bring me to exam hall meh?
Hui Min: Use imaginary thumb drive to transfer.. Which is your thumb.. your thumb pressing your phone now right? Means transfer le.. LOL. OK I know -_-
Me: Haha. OK so now my left thumb is on my head. And my right thumb is on the phone. So now I send to u ah! SEND! –memory transferring 100%-
Hui Min: Hahahhaaha… Wah.. u very cooperative.. Hahahaha.. Thanks ah. After I’m done I transfer back to you.
Me: Haha. Don overload it ah. Later the thumb drive burn den cant transfer back to me.
Hui Min: Don’t worry the thumb drive got insurance one.. Like bomb shelter like that.. LOL.. can withstand pressure.. But u must remember to get it back lei.. It doesn’t do auto transfer one.
HAHA.. DOTZ I know.. But we are soooo stress la, wanna relax can??? LOLLabels: random
date: Monday, November 17, 2008
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Hello people!!!!!! Its been long since i update ya??? I am so busy and decide to drag myself to do some update..
nadz always has this cute little hamster appearing in the blog saying hi to everyone.. and sadly i din have and nt allow to have this furry pet in my house.. so i bo bian.. decided to post this cute little kitty wearing my earpiece saying HI to everyone... (but still nadz's hamster is still cuter.. hiaz....)
So yup... life hasnt been good.. Michael had left Singapore to Germany for almost 4 days liao.. kinda miss him.. some problematic complicated friendship thing going on.. (ppl.... cant u just be mature for once????)
Had celebration on my bday few days ago... so sad that only few can make it.... but still really grateful to thoes who plan it.. and surprisingly ... they plan it to celebrate at my house.. -___- More economical ma i guess...
Cake from sweet secrets... Loves their cakes very very much... i actually have their cakes on my bday for 5 years le la... LOL
Hiaz, its really kinda sad that i have 2 big candles on my cake instead of the usual one big candles and small little cute candles accompany it which i had it for the past 9 years....
Me acting cute... but i guess i fail...
*yeah*
Friends pic are not posted cos they are kinda shy and dislike pic flowing around the internet... So in order to respect them.. no pictures of them will be upload (but tempted, cos its really funny when u get to see the pics.*sigh*)
Well, i guess thats all.. bye!!!Labels: birthday...
date: Tuesday, November 11, 2008
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
hahahahahahaha... 20 years old liao....Labels: birthday...
date: Saturday, November 08, 2008
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I am sooooo tired , so no life....
going to meet up the gang later, cos gonna meet Michael for the last time before he fly to Germany for 5 yrs.....
SO GONNA MISS HIM!Labels: miss you
date: Sunday, November 02, 2008
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Well... just something to share where theres nothing much for me to blog... =)
yes... very narcisssist... LOL bored ma.. nothing to do... anyway, recieve a rose from Michael yesterday.. =)) nothing in particular.. so dun think the wrong way (dun xiang wai wai) its been so long since i recieve flowers from guys LOL and so today went shopping and bought quite alot of stuffs.. ard 200buck gone~~~~~ hiaz.... Labels: random, shopping
date: Saturday, November 01, 2008
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Woot! Its November liao... see how fast time flies....
11 more days to my birthday.... BUT...
i dun really looking forward to it...
1) i having school on that day (somemore night class)
2) i think i gonna spend my birthday alone this year... cos Juan and Sasah is going bkk on 9 Nov and most my frenes were busy with their own stuffs
3) Michael is going overseas (germany) for 5 yrs and leaving in Nov - and i dun want to it to be sooo fast....
*sigh*
P/S: i feeling much better now... must think of the positive side P/S/S: i seriously hate girl playing with her hair while talking to guys, esp HIM!!! P/S/S/S: who wanna go Haji Lane with me???????Labels: random
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