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date: Monday, August 14, 2006
title:
Woot ...
Yst was Sat and i LOVE Sat .. LOL ...
Its time where i can spend the day with friends .. =) Wanted to go see fireworks de but in the end did not ... too tired after shopping ..
LOL ..
*hui min told me she saw nick on the fireworks display there ..* Nick?? OOoo O_o? I din noe he like to watch fireworks ... Hui Min was he with a gal??
Hahahah ... =_="
We out with Sasah and Lingz and they both bought lots of stuffs sia ... Hiaz ... i only bought a top .. Wanted to buy bags de .. but din find any that i like or rather suit me .. but Lingz and Sasah both bought the same bag ..!!! hahah
After shopping we went to Juan house .. (eh, we also dunno go ther for wad.. JUST SLACK lor ..) We crap and crap till midnight .. and Lingz got drunk, so to play safe, we let Lingz to stay over at Juan house .. I did not even drink a slip .. aahahaha ... weird rite?? first time heard that i did not even take a slip .. ahahhah..
LOL ..
It terrible to see Lingz drunk .. TERRIBLE sia .. She will laugh and laugh and sing somemore ... Tsk Tsk ...
*so guys, beware dun ever let gals drunk.. they are terrible when they are drunk ..*
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Random Jokes ..
1)A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
2)She was a blonde -she sent me a fax with a stamp on it -she thought a quarterback was a refund-she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order -she thought meow mix was a record for cats -under "education" on her job application,she put "Hooked On Phonics" -she tried to drown a fish -she tripped over a cordless phone -she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate' -she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind -she got stabbed in a shoot out -she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK" -If you gave her a penny for intelligence you'd get a refund -they had to burn down the school to get her out of 3rd grade -she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept -at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius" -if she spoke her mind,she'd be speechless -she studied for a blood test and failed -when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved -when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "AIRPORT LEFT" she turned around and went home -did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night
LOL ...
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